I'm Sorry, This is the end of the line.. A poem for everyone and goodbye to this blog.

Unseen Reality - Roy Kwok
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The world we live in
Is all just a dream
Its not reality
But a mere fantasy.

A gift bestow upon us
Love
Filled with trust and passion
The cause of tears and pain.

The reality of the world
Undefined amount of predicaments
There are no happiness, only sadness
For the smile is but just a mask.

Relationship, friendship
Are not wholely truthful
For it also deal in lies
The warmth you felt
Is temporary, but surely
The beginning of winter
The end of summer.

My friend, my companion, my love
The truth and fates of reality are cruel
The freedom you seek with your wings
Is just a mirage binded to your dreams
There are no valley
That would satisfy your desire.

Advancing throughout the lifestream
Hath endured torment and shattered dreams
Once again wings broken, pride is lost
The price of freedom is unattainable.

The world we're living in
Is not reality but a mere fantasy
The love you sought, is pain
The happiness you gain, is untrue
The warmth you felt, is temporary
There are no freedom for its just a mirage
To blind us throughout the lifestream
Thus, the unseen reality.


P/S : I wrote this in my SPM essay... lols...

Woot ?!

Well ! Looks like its not really dead blog for a year !!!

Haha !!! I got some nice cool drawings to show again XD Just press the drawings button on the right side of my blog !!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I don't know why when its near exam time or during exam times then I will start drawing to release stress I guess ? Or is it I am a weirdo >_>

At the same time I will be removing the videos and songs.... I guess they are just a nuisance and makes the page to load very slow.... ( For more accurate speaking it's.. I forgot my Mixpod ID and PASS.. so I can't change the songs XD )

Wahahahahah~~~

~When Dead Blog Occurs~

I am so sorry I will not be much online anymore. So it means. This might be a dead blog for a very long time. Why ?

That is because I am now ban from using the computer to play games or anything... unless I am using it to do my projects and yes. I get the chance to post this because I am doing my moral project.

Well, sad isn't it. This is SPM year which is the most...rubbish year of all times. Haha...You all still can post on blogs. Thats so good.

If there will be any gathering or anything fun just give me a call. Okay ? XD

Yours truly and friendly,
Roy~

School reopening...

Haha, first day of school is a really busy day. The roads are all jam with parents sending their child to school and back home.

The school bookshop is packed with students dying to buy excercice that are needed to use in class. I do not have to buy them at school as I can anytime go to the Sri Tanjung Bookshop which is behind my house XD. A 10 minutes walk.

The books that are sold in my school bookshop were actually from Sri Tanjung Bookshop. So it's not a problem for me XD. Haha.

I'm really bored in class today. My eyes kept drooping... because I slept at 4 am and woke up at 6 am... 2 hours sleep huh ? Was reading Breaking dawn. XD.

O well, I'm a crazy and insane boy. My class teacher started teaching today and I'm sleeping on the table... lols.... but it's okay. It's an easy chapter. I guess ? About base units. XD

Okay, have to go. Hope you all have fun.

Yours truly and friendly,
Roy~

Happy New Year...

Dear bloggers and friends,

Happy new year to everyone who read this blog ! I know I'm a little late posting this. Haha. My bracers still hurt really bad >.< Ouch.

Yours truly and friendly,
Roy~

T.O.D.A.Y...

Oh yeah ! Finally able to go out and spend some times with my friends ! I'm totally bored at home that I could even try to find a way to suicide. I just wanted to find people to talk to. Haha. I'm such a really sad person. Terrible isn't it ?

Weee, 9:30 A.M I went to place on my bracers at the dentist. I was thinking. Whats so scary about bracers ? It's not pain at all. When the doctor place it into my mouth, I don't feel any pain at all. Haha, if your wondering... my bracers are removable not permanent. So now the bracers are in my mouth and I can hardly speak. It's really hard as the bracers took up the space in the mouth for the tongue to move about.

So then I took my bath and prepare to go out and it's only what ? 10 A.M ? Lols, I cannot stand another minute at home. I did not eat lunch at all. Just drink a bowl of soup. I reached One Utama around 11 A.M. So early isn't it ? When we were actually suppose to meet at 2 P.M. I went to MPH and find for a book I wanted to read... Breaking Dawn ! The 4th and final book of the Twilight series.

I read until 2 P.M and decided to check if the others have reached or not. I'm on the 2nd floor of MPH so I went downstairs, scanning the area with my little four eyes. Left and right.... I saw... Nicole ! Wow, it's a miracle she would be early. So.. you know I'm a terrible speaker with girls.. So mostly she do the speaking... Haha... Then later on, 1 by 1 started to arrive. Zhi Yuen and Jonathan Aaron. Wen Jun and Cher Haow. Rachael with no one and we are good to go ! Wait.. I think I'm missing someone... Oh ! Yea , Nixon came too. XD

So we decided to go to A&W. On the way we met up with Ping Er ! Then, Nicole say... maybe I think I want to go to Burger King... Swt........ Nothing to say..... So we went to Burger King. While we were busy with our tables and chairs for so many people. O.O I saw somebody that we have not seen for so long ! Jonathan Yee ! Wow ! I can't believe it ! Usually we was so busy that he wouldn't even come for a gathering. It's a miracle.

I was really astonish to see that. When primary school, Jonathan and me were not much difference in our height... but now his... oh my gosh... so tall.... tallest among all of us. but his still the same old Jon.. Man, he got a girl friend too. So many people having girl friend already. Maybe it's still not my time. Haha.

Well, actually today's gathering is to meet up with the main character for the show ! Ng Yi Shaun ! because his back from UK and now his going back but... what the heck... he couldn't come because he got other friends to meet up =.= Well, he was in One Utama but he has to hang out with other friends.

So we spent don't know how many hours in Burger King chatting about our old times. Haizzz.. while we were chatting, we were all happy.. but I was still curious about something that happen during standard 6. When that person laugh at me when I told my feelings to that person. Well, I wouldn't know. I guess thats why I never get a girlfriend. I still feel that the person is more special than anyone else. I'm a coward because I dare not tell that person my feelings again so I decided to watch that person from afar.

Haha, I guess only a few people would know I'm talking about who. Those that are one of my best mates during primary school XD. Okay, back to the topic. We were chatting and I have an extreme difficulty in spelling this word " Sea ". Lols, my friends were all laughing at me XD because of this bracers.. I kept pronouncing "Sea" as " Sssss...ssss....." Lols.. My tongue got jam... so I've to say it in chinese to make it easier. So then, we left Burger King and went to the Arcade.

Some of the others went to play Snooker. Jonathan and me played a game... ummm... I don't know the name... It's like hockey but it's on a table like that.. hitting a small plate. Haha. I won Jonathan 2 to 1. Oh yeah ! XD

Then after playing for a while, Nicole have to go and she left. Then, we went downstairs and I don't know where the others went to then I spotted Zhi Yuen and Jonathan Aaron. I joined in their Snooker game. Well, Jonathan Aaron. I think you need practice... You can't hit the balls >.< !!!

I played another game of Snooker with Zhi Yuen. Then later, Rachael have to go... how sad.. my friends are leaving... I don't know.. just got that feeling again... what do you call that ? emptiness...

Suddenly, Wen Jun spotted somebody ! A singer ! playing bowling ! Wow, his sure hidden under his cap but his a very lousy bowler. The ball he bowl..... so cool..... roll into the drain... so noob... Even I first time play bowling also can strike !

Okay... so later everyone decided its time to go home. I followed Wen Jun to the Curve for Countdown. We walk all the way there to meet up with his sister and her friends. Suddenly, my teeths started to ache... the bracers are hurting my mouth... it's very pain...urgh.... So I told Wen Jun that I cannot follow him... You know.. it's so pain that it makes me doesn't feel like talking or eating...

I wanted to accompany Wen Jun but what to do.. my teeth hurt so badly I don't want to talk.. so I took a free ride on a bus back to Kelana Jaya LRT Station. So my dinner is... A packet of Milo , A packet of Coffee Milk and A bottle of yogurt drink ( apple and aloe vera flavour ).

I reached home safe and sound. Wen Jun doesn't have to worry about my safety ^^. Okay, so I entered my house and now I'm here typing this post. ^.^

Yours truly and friendly,
Roy~

A little help...

Dear bloggers and friends,

While you were listening to the musics I've uploaded. Help me check which songs that aren't working or having problems.

Thank you for your cooperation.

yours truly and friendly,
Roy~

Argh...

I'm still waiting for the pictures Wen Jun was suppose to send me so I can post on my blog ! ARGH !!!!

Yours truly and friendly,
Roy~

2008 December 21th...

Okay, let's continue from where we left off the other day.

On this date is the first day of my Hong Kong tour !!! Weeeee.. The tour guide said that she will be picking my family and I at 9 A.M but I knew that we are always late. Haha.

It really came through.. I woke up at 8:50 and have to rush XD. Brush teeth , wash face , comb hair... OMG !!! My hair damn messy, comb already still stand up !!! What to do !!! I wash my hair with 4 hands full of water.

Now even worst, my hair is superb wet !!! OMG !!!.... so it took me soooo long until 9:30 only I'm done XD but I think it's okay because my family are the VIP !!! Can you believe it ? My father, my mother and I , 3 person in the Tour only ??? WOOHOO !!!

We are like superb VIP. so first stop ! We went to visit the world biggest Guan Ying statue !



















Wow, isn't that huge ?!

Now heres a picture of me with a Sky Lion... Actually I should be taking a picture with his face... instead I took a picture with his back... lols... I'm a weird person..


















I know my hairstyle sucks right ? haha... yea I know it sucks...

So when we were here at this temple, my mother went to pray to all the gods... well I think she have to do it.. or she likes it.. because almost every temple she went , she will be praying like for so long !!! I cannot stand it.. no patience XD

So while she was praying , I went to take a picture of... JACKIE CHANS HOUSE !!! WOW !!! He lives at Repulse Bay , 99 . The highest building in chocolate colour is his house.














Look at that ! His house is huge ! Did you know that a land in Hong Kong is EXTREMELY EXPENSIVE ?! Okay, let's see. 1,000 square feet in Hong Kong is equal to 4,000,000 Hong Kong Dollars. Which means its equivalent to 2,000,000 Ringgit Malaysia !!! Not only that. 800 square feet are in use while 200 square feet are the corridors and those. Omg... It's insane... 800 square feet to put your kitchen, dining room, living room and bed rooms... is like a tiny house.. which cost 2,000,000 Ringgit Malaysia..We can actually buy a Bangalow with that sum of money.

After that, we went to have a boat ride round Hong Kong. It's really cheap. Only cost us about 55 Hong Kong Dollars.














Thats me, my mother and father. Well, I know the photograph is a bit bad or really bad because it was the auntie that took the photograph for us. What to do ? she didn't take the view of our back.

Heres the picture of the building we seen before. Why do you say so ? you would ask me because this building. Well, I forgot its in what show. I think James Bond or Jackie Chan. Either one have acted before in this building. Well, you can't say it's a building because it's actually a giant boat acted like a building that floats on the water.














Okay, so our boat trip ended but when I was on my way back. Suddenly, I spotted something. Well, that's up to you to guess what it is. It could be a pile of trash or anything.














See that pink colour shirt lady in front ? That was my tour guide. I taken a photo of her but sadly my mother deleted it = .= She though I taken a wrong photograph = .=

Then we went to visit the Golden Flower Statue that represents the independence of Hong Kong.














Then, there is also the flags of China.


















Okay, after this. Next stop ! Jackie Chan's Jewelery Shop !!! Ahhh... I can't take picture of the shop because it's something in a basement or something. Lols but I get to take some pictures inside the shop and here it is. I guess only people who are interested in all this prices and stuff will like it. Hehe.



































And... I can't believe jewels actually have relationships with Zodiacs ? Don't believe ? Have a look for yourself.














Now would you look at that ! Jackie Chan has so many other company branches cooperating business with him !!!














Alright people, now... calm down... but open your eyes very big... as big as you can.... your are now looking at...














It is THE WORLD BIGGEST AMETHYST GEODE !!! IT IS WEIGH 1239 KG !!! AND my mother ruin the picture <_< !!!

Then, we aren't allowed to take any pictures in the jewelery shop... so since I'm a good boy I kept the camera. After that, we went to visit the Star Walk in Hong Kong.

Don't expect any pictures from these because every nice bit of pictures I taken has been destroy ! Deleted ! Washed Away ! Annihilated ! Eliminated ! By ! My ! Own ! Mother ! GAH !!!

Actually I have thousands over pictures I planned to post and my mother deleted them ! Saying she don't know that those are the pictures I want was an excuse because I told her to not delete any pictures =.=

Well, she loves the photos with her in it more then the photos without her <_<

Okay so this is it until then. Ciao~~~~~

*To be continued*

Have to sleep...

Dear bloggers and friends,

I will be posting more next time because when you see the time this post was posted... It's... Oh my God !!! It's going to be 4 A.M !!!

I have to sleep. Very tired.

Good Night / Good Morning

Yours truly and friendly,
Roy~

3 New Songs...

Dear bloggers and friends,

I've uploaded 3 new songs which are ' Next Plane Home - Daniel Powter ' , ' 周传雄 - 黄昏 ' and ' 你最近還好嗎 - S.H.E '.

Hope you all like it.

Yours truly and friendly,
Roy~

2008 December 20th...

Dear bloggers and friends,

Did I mention that I left Malaysia and gone to Hong Kong on this date ? Haha. I guess not. I have to leave very early like 5-6 in the morning. Man, I'm super tired. Yawning like mad all the way to the airport.

My breakfast is so satisfying. A glass of water. Haha... so nice isn't it ? T.T

Okay.. so like the usual procedure we have to do when we were at the airport.

1 - Visit toilet
2 - Window shopping
3 - Check in
4 - Walk around
5 - Check the time
6 - Be the last to enter the aeroplane
7 - Sit down and sleep or either whatever you do, for me is. I read novel. That's how I finish the book " New Moon " on the plane.
8 - Play baby video game and pawn the game
9 - Sleep , eat , what to do... on the plane for so long... ass also pain like mad.

Arrived ! Land ! The place is sooooooo not greenery... So many buildings... wow... A city with bricks scenery.

Took two pictures here at the airport.
















Then, the temperature decreases... but on the first day it's alright. You will say it's. Cool, awesome. Cooling like Air-con. >.< Well, that's for me. I just wear like normal, no jackets needed.

I stayed at a 4 star hotel. Which is " Kimberley Hotel " ^^. It's pretty nice but you know. Hong Kong has limited lands. So the room is pretty small but you can say it's 100% better than Genting Highland hotels.

I was planning to sleep on the first day since I'm so exhausted. I did not sleep on the plane but my father who loves to travel and walk... well.. going overseas have to explore... not stay in hotel...so... We explore the place. I'm currently in Tsim Sha Tsui. On Kimberley Road.

We walk around the area nearby. Then we... well... not really we... you know I don't really like taking photos.. but my mom insist...so... I took a picture with my mom in front of the Miranar Shopping Complex.

















Yay, look at me ! I'm taller than my mother. Haha... last time in primary school I'm shorter than her by a lot... She was super worried. >.< Well, shortest in class for 6 years... awesome...

Then, my mom visited her friend which came to Hong Kong also. Just opposite the complex is the hotel her friend stay. It's a 5 star hotel known as " The Miranar ".

Then, we just chit chat and eat together with her friend. Just for the dinner with simple dishes. It's superb expensive. It cost us about a few hundred dollars for just the dinner O.O Luckily my mom friend paid for it.

So... we just walk around and went back to the hotel and prepare for our tour which will be on the next day.

* To Be Continue *

Geezzz...

Dear bloggers and friends,

I just deleted my stats counter because it's craaaaaaaaap.... it stop giving out counts and instead directs you to a stupid ad website. Haizz... the price for using free stuffs.

Wen Jun's stat counter is doing so fine... man >.< no fair XD.

O well... nvm... since I only got 100+ stat counts.. doesn't matter...

I'm currently uploading all my photos I've taken from my trip from Hong Kong and Shen Zhen !!! There are pretty much about... 279 photos... holy mama mia... It's going to be a very long long long long long long long long.. long.... looo....ooonnn...gg......post....

Hmm... I will say some stuff here first.

I finished " Twilight " and " New Moon ". Books written by Stephenie Meyer. Now I'm currently reading the 3rd book " Eclipse " and I have already bought the 4th book which is the last book " Breaking Dawn ". ^^.

Looks like I've some mistakes I said before. Isabella Swan will not be a vampire in book 1 or 2... most probably in the 3rd book... but I haven't read yet... soo.... I don't know.. haha XD

Have to wait for several photos from Wen Jun. Hehe ^^.

Yours truly and friendly,
Roy~

News from me...

Dear bloggers and friends,

You may say that... woow... cold is so fun so cool.... omg... crap... it's not like what you think. It's freaking damn cold here.

Even with jackets... I'm freezing mad... Haha...Today might be the last day I can use the computer in China because I'm changing hotel. The other hotel doesn't have computer.

So, I guess. See you then. I got bought some key chains as souvenir. Okay, hope you all are having fun in Malaysia. Tata.

Yours truly and friendly,
Roy~

Using Computer In Hotel.

Dear bloggers and friends,

Can you guess where I am now ? I'm currently in Shen Zhen. Ahh.. I finished the book " New Moon " yesterday.. because the flight to China from Malaysia took about 3 hours and I finished the book. Man, the story is nice but I don't really like the ending. I wished there is another book coming out for the story.

I tried finding the book " Eclipse " and " Breaking Dawn " here but the library sucks. All their books are about studies and the english section is super tiny and lousy. Even though they said it's english section but the books are mostly chinese. Crap. Haha, I guess I will update more when I get back from China. Which will be 27th of December.

I got many pictures but I will not be putting all because some are... well.. I don't like.. Haha, Keep in touch then. Goodbye.

Yours truly and friendly,
Roy~

Twilight (2)...

Dear bloggers and friends,

I've finish the book " Twilight " and I can say it's not bad. Haha, they didn't say how the bad guy die. No fighting scene. They making it romantic. The bad guy died with the phrase they used " James was being taken care of. " haha.

So since I'm finish with the first book. I might start the second book anytime now. It's a continuous storyline. After you finish " Twilight " you will have to read " New Moons " Most probably Isabella Swan is going to be a vampire too. Since the ending of Twilight is that Edward Cullen bite her neck to make her one because Isabella Swan wants to be a vampire to be with him.

Haha..Hahaha...Don't want to tell you everything after too much spoiler you no mood to read.

Yours truly and friendly,
Roy~

Twilight...

Dear bloggers and friends,

I think I would take my words back about Twilight. Well, you will know why I said that.. After many pages.. at page 325 it started to get interesting and touching. Haha, like the usual... taking the mother as a hostage. Like many other criminal stories.

Just that this is a vampire holding a human as hostage... lols... normally is a robber with a gun.. now its a vampire with fangs. Just change the style. Lols.

I'm now at page 378. I wanted to play games but at the same time wants to read it... I guess I should stop for a while or I will finish the book in no time.

Haha, take care everyone.

Yours truly and friendly,
Roy~

Visitor: "What is this ?" "This is a post... Stupid...", I replied.

Dear bloggers and friends,

I would like to make up for the long pause of posting on my blog. Those who have been occasionally following my blog would felt very empty as if thinking.. Is this guy dead or something ? He was usually noisy and active. So, heres a very long post !!! Enjoy !!!

I would like to give some comments about the novel named " Twilight ". If your a fan of it, just bear with it. It's my comment on how i feel towards it. I've not finish the novel yet since I just started reading it today. I'm only at page 212. It took me about 3 hours to read until there. Damn slow right ? Haizz... my speed reading is like tortoise speed.

Well, about the story line for the novel. Starting it will make you curious on how Isabella Swan will find out the true identity of Edward Cullen and his family. How would Edward Cullen react when Isabella Swan known the truth. Those made me curious and followed the story. After reading it... I can't believe that in just a short while, Isabella found out his identity so easily and shes new to the place. Wow. Is all I can say.

Edward Cullen even acted so cool and everything. What's the point being a vampire =.= They are like so cool... not afraid... destroy my mood to read it... Lols... like not fun anymore...When Isabella Swan and Edward Cullen became close with each other... All they do was ask questions... zzzz ... boring man... like just taking up a few pages for craps.... Harry Potter is even better...

Isabella Swan ask the question that will ease the curiosity of the readers... but Edward Cullen ask questions such as.... What colors do you like ? ..............................................what the heck....................................... Wa wa wa wa I don't want to say anymore. After Twilight fans will come slaughter me.

Haha.. Today I went JUSCO in One Utama. I bought clothes and pants which is a miracle... Because I don't really do shopping. I don't have any interest in it. but well I spent about 380-400 on my shopping... can say cheaper than most of you guys. lols.

So how are you Chang Nien ? How are you doing in Australia ? Your auntie or sister got whip you or smack you or not ? I heard you can cook a few dishes such as maggi mee ? haha kidding. I know you cook rice, yong tau fu and other dishes. Well, not really dishes.. more like titbits and....ahhh... I don't know what to say. You still cracking your head on addmaths chapter two ???

I'm fine here. Haha. Can tell me when is Chang Thai birthday date ? I think I forget. Is it December 17th ??? I kept thinking it's 17.. maybe I'm wrong. I'm going to Taiwan on 21st of December until 27th of December.. Hopefully Kar Soon don't make gathering on this date... Zan Hong said it might be on 24th... if it is.. then I cannot go....

If I cannot go... Less people less fun.... no me no fun ... lols...

*Heres A Rap*

I don't really know what to post daily,
because I've not been doing much lately.

I'm not going to simply spam my blog,
because I'm not a barking dog.

I'm spinning my head round and round,
thinking of what to do, I'm underground.

Underground in where on earth?
Why do you ask ? To get on my nerve ?

I'm really bored I've nothing to do,
I'm still thinking even when I poo.

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
because some bastard stole the toilet paper.
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
or shall I be forced to use my finger.

You're lucky,
you had your chance.
I tried to fart,
and shit my pants!

I came here,
to shit and stink.
But all I do,
is sit and think.

Some come here to sit and think.
Some come here to shit and stink.
But I come here to scratch my balls,
and read the bullshit on the walls...

*Toilets walls also double as job advertisement space........*

(Written High Upon The Wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire Department wants you.

*Ministry of Environment advertisement*

We aim to please!
You aim too ! Please !

( On the inside of a toilet door )
*Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.*

( Sign seen at restaurants to teach customers a lesson )
*The hands that clean these toilets also make your food... Please aim properly.*

+Here are some jokes for you all people+

*Small Jokes*
Q: Are you sexually active ?
A: No, I just lie there.

Q: What is your date of birth ?
A: October 13th.
Q: What year ?
A: Every year.

Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
A: May I ask why am I here ?

Q: How old is your son, the one living with you ?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.

Q:What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said ,"Good morning, Cathy."
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
A: Twenty-year-old.

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
A: Yes, I was.

Q: Your the mother of this child ?
A: Yes, I am.
Q: His born on the year 1995. 15th of March. Am I right ?
A: Yes.
Q: What were you doing at that time ?

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?

Q: Can you describe the individual that rob you ?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male or female ?

Q: All your responses must be oral, ok ? What school did you go to ?
A: Oral.

Q: Do you recall the time that you examined Mr.Dennington body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr.Dennington was dead at that time ?
A: No, he was lying on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him.

Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample ?

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse ?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure ?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing ?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy ?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor ?
A: Because his heart was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to KLIA.
Station MAster: No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted," Order, order !"
The drunkard immediately responded," Thank you, your honor, I'll have a scotch and soda."

Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to PJ in two days time?
Post Master: Yes sir , it definitely will.
Customer: I bet you, it won't.
Post Master: Why not?
Customer: It's addressed to Ipoh.

An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.
"My trouble is," he said," that I keep forgetting things."
"How long has this been going on?" asked the psychiatrist.
"How long has what been going on ?" said the man.

Girl: Do you love me ?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love.

1st Thief: Oh ! The police is here. Quick ! Jump out of the window !
2nd Thief: But this is the 44th floor.
1st Thief: Hurry ! This is no time for superstitions.

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became my father only when I was born.

Teacher: Correct the sentence," A bull and a cow is grazing in the field."
Student: A cow and a bull is grazing on the field.
Teacher: How?
Student: Ladies first.

Teacher:Peter, why are you late for school?
Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.

Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.

Customer: Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter: Can't you tell the difference by taste"
Customer: No, I can't
Waiter: Then does it really matter?

Customer: Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Water: Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter: That's all right sir, he won't drink much.

Customer: Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter: So ? You expect me to call a lifeguard ?

Customer: Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea cup ?
Waiter: I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.

Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Funny? Why aren't you laughing?

Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter: Don't worry, the spider in the soup will eat it.


*Long Jokes*
1)-Who is real teacher !!! Student or Teacher ?!!-

One Night, 4 MBA students were boozing till late night and didn't study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.

In the morning, they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt.

They then went up to the professor and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

So the professor said they can have the retest after 3 days. They said they will be ready by that time.

On the third day, they appeared before the professor. The professor said that this was a special condition test.

All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last three days.

The test were handed out to them.

They stared at the test papers that consist of the following questions.



Q1. Your name ( 1 Mark )
Q2. Which Tyre Burst ( 99 Mark )


2) Anyone you know having the same kind of name like this?

Lee Sum Wan : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?

Mr Sori : Yes, you could speak to me.

Lee Sum Wan: No! I want to speak to Annie Wan !

Mr Sori: You are now talking to someone ! Who is this ?

Lee Sum Wan: I'm Sum Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan ! It's urgent !

Mr Sori: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But what's this urgent matter about ?

Lee Sum Wan: Well just tell Annie Wan that Noe Wan got injured in an accident and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is going to the hospital.

Mr Sori: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this !!!

Lee Sum Wan: You are rude. Who are you?

Mr Sori: I'm Sori.

Lee Sum Wan: You should be sorry. Now give me your name !

Mr Sori: I'm Sori !!!

Lee Sum Wan: I don't like your tone of voice Mr and I don't care, give me your name !

Mr Sori: Look lady, I told you already I'm Sori ! I'm Sori ! I'm SORI !!! You didn't even give me your name !

Lee Sum Wan: I told you before I'm Sum Wan ! Sum Wan !!! You better be careful my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the company. He is Noe Buddy !!!

3)Pride and Joy

Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go to the rest room.

The ones who stayed behind began to talk about their kids and their successes.

The first guy says:

I am very proud of my son, he is my pride and joy. He started working at a very successful company at the bottom of the barrel.

He studied Economics and Business Administration soon he was promoted and began to climb the corporate ladder becoming the General Manager and now he is the president of the company.

He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes Benz for his birthday.

The second guy says:

Damn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy, I am very proud of him.

He started working at a travelling agency for a very big airline. He went to flight school to become a pilot and also manage to become a partner in the company where he now owns the majority of the assets.

He became so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.

The third guy says:

Well, well, well congratulations ! My son is also my pride and joy and he is also very rich.

He studied in the best universities and became an Engineer. He started his own construction company and became very successful and a multimillionaire. He also gave away some very nice and expensive things to his best friend for his birthday. He built a 30,000 square feet mansion specially for his friend.

The three friends congratulated each other mutually for the successes of their sons.

The forth friend who earlier gone to the restroom returned and asked: What's going on, what are all the congratulations for ?

One of the three said:
We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. And then he asked, what about your son?

My son is gay and he makes a living dancing as a strippper at a nightclub.

The three friends said:
what a shame that must be, that is horrible, what a dissappointment you must feel.

The forth man replied:
No, I am not ashamed. Not at all. He is my son and I love him just as well, he is my pride and joy.

He is very lucky too. Did you know that his birthday just passed and the other day he received a beautiful 30,000 square feet mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes Benz from his three boyfriends.

4) Joke of the Week
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, thought, so Peter had to tell the first one," Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story?"

So the first man replies:" Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground ! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off, so finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and started hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn't stand that for long so he let go and fell. But even after 25 stories, he feel into the bushes , stunned but okay. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen , grabbed the fridge and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly, But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony."

" That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in.

The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full and again asks for his story.

"It's been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my apartment building and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something because I fell over the edge. But I got lucky and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me. I knew I couldn't hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved when he started beating on me and kicking me. I held on best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay,, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now i'm here."

Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death.

The third man came to the front of the line and again Peter explained that heaven was full and asked for his story.

"Picture this," says the third man," I'm hiding inside a refrigerator..."

5) Investigations
Sherlock Holmes and Dr.Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replies," I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Watson ponders for a minute."Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you ?"

Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks." Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."




LOLS. LOLS. LOLS. LOLS. LOLS

I hope you all have enjoy and entertained by this superb long post of mine. I even took quite some time just to type them out. My hands are tired. Haha. Wow it's late here. It's 1:40 A.M. Need to get some sleep. Well. I'm out of here.

Yours truly and friendly,
Roy~

Take your time...

Dear bloggers and friends,

Scroll down and you will see many links of videos on the right side of the blog. Haha, It's a very long list of videos. Take your time and watch. Every video are nice to watch. Haha.

Yours truly and friendly,
Roy~

Genting Highland...

Dear bloggers and friends,

I'm back from Genting Highland ^^. That's why I'm unable to post lately. I will not be spending $15 for an hour at Genting Highland Cyber Cafe just for blogging. lols. It's insane.

The first day I went Genting Highland. MAN !!! You call that cold ?! It's hot like mad cow disease !!! It's the cause of global warming !!! Everyone don't even have to wear jacket... lols.. You can just wear singlet and you won't feel cold.

Who went to Genting Highland ? Well, I'm the youngest among the group. There were total of 6 people. It was suppose to be 12 ... but well... many people last minute say cannot. haizzz.... So the people who went are Chang Nien's brother and friends ( Timothy , Boon Kang, Jun Hao , Chang Thai , Leong Jun and me !!! Chang Nien couldn't go... o well... he wants to learn cooking... )

Haha, so on the first day we went. We have a long wait at the room register. Why ? because of Genting Highlands lousy service. It's not because of long queue. The rooms were under the name of Chang Nien's father, but Chang Nien's father was unable to go to Genting Highland because his in China. We just give the Genting Highland Membership Card and say we will be staying... but...

The asshole person said... " I'm sorry, we could not do that ( WTF ? Even the son also cannot ? ) In order to book for the room, the person have to be here or write a letter " And at the same time... we don't have both... so what to do ???? That asshole wouldn't even let us get rooms even after we called Chang Nien's father.... he decided to discuss with the manager...( WTF ? sohai ah ? )

So... we reach Genting Highland at 2:30pm .... just for the stupid rooms... it's already 4pm...finally... we are able to get the rooms because they change the name and put under our names... haizz....wasted our precious time... 1 minute of waiting could cost our life... lols kidding..

Then theres nothing much on the first day for we were just.... playing .. chatting... walking around... just staying in the room.... haha... the room is freaking lousy... The television is super tiny.... the room is super hot....and what ? We are on the highest floor !!! Other than that...Theres only one plug your able to use...It sucks... That's what you will expect from First World Hotel....I would recommend Highland Hotel as it only cost you extra $100 but with many facilities....

Night came... We hang around and bought some Starbuck's coffee as supper... I was walking...walking... I saw a car passed by... we were chatting.... suddenly..Timothy shouted at me :"Roy ! Watch out ! " ..* THONG* ... FUCKING PAIN !!!!....Luckily I dodged a bit.. but it hit my head...no blood.. lucky... I got hit by the fucking car parking pole... when the car went out.. the pole went up... I didn't see it... and it came down head on me... zzzz pain fuck.....

So we were back in the hotel.. it's already 1:30 AM ... The bed is two small bed connected become one... and able for 3 person to sleep in it... but we were sleeping 2 person in a room... I had the wildest imagination...2 person sleeping on a bed that is able to sleep for 3 person.... I slept on the left... and Timothy on the right.... the middle.... is...g-h-o-s-t.. ??????????????????

OMG !!! haha... quite scary...so I purposely sleep closer to the middle to take up the spaces..haha...

*Sleeping Time*

ZzZzzZzz

ZzzZzzZzz

It's around... 4 AM...

*Heard a noise from my right*

(Ro..o...o..yy....)

* My blanket was covering my head so I couldn't see... but I was freak out*

*WTF* .. In the middle of the night and someone is calling me... but only once... I was paralyzed...

I decided to be more brave and open the blanket and look to my right and I saw.... nothing.... Timothy was sleeping on my left... I don't see anyone... wtf...wtf.... scary.... So I switch on the light since I can't sleep anymore... the Starbuck Coffee made me unable to sleep...

I switch on the television and change the channel to Vision 4... It's good they have Astro channels... at least....

Timothy was awaken by me... haha... because he can never sleep with lights on.

So we watch television for some time until it's 5 AM... I brushed my teeth and do some annoying stuffs... such as... I went out of the room... and went to the others room and ring their door bell... and run back... HAHAHa... Timothy... he call their room telephone... lols... doing morning call...

So well... in the morning theres nothing much... when everyones awake... we went to eat some breakfast.... my breakfast was... Wan Tan Noodle... It's normally $4.50 or around that... but mine cost about... $10 and above !!! HOLY MOTHER * BEEP* !!! ...

After our breakfast... I was forced to enter the Theme Park... and it's my first time ever in my lifetime... I enter the Genting Highland Theme Park... lols.... first time...The first ride we take was... Ghost House ?? Or the name is something like that... it was meant to be scary....

When Chang Thai and me enter...all I do was laugh and shout out loud such as :" OMFG !!! THIS ...THIS... I SAW DORAEMON !!!! WTF !!!! ULTRAMAN MAX !!! AHHH SCARY !!!! " .... because it's nothing scary and it's bullshit...

Then the next ride is... I don't really know the name... but it's something that go left and right very high... first time sitting it also... damn scary.... I'm scared of height... but the weirdest thing is... normally people will shout and scream... but when the height and pressure comes to me... I feel like laughing... lols......( I could have gotten photo's of the ride.. but I didn't bought them )

After that... it's my first ever...in my lifetime... I sit.... a... roller coaster.....the name is something..something...dragon... don't remember... but I was really scared... I kept thinking about dying... as if the roller coaster breaks and I fly down and die.. Haha... and the handle was shaking like mad due to the vibration cause by the roller coaster... every turning of the roller coaster... damn pain... it turns so fast.. make my ass smash at the side... ....T T ... shouldn't have sit roller coaster... fightening and freaking insane...

This time we were soooooo tired... because of uncomfortable sleep on the first night and so many activities on the second day.... we were able to have a long long long long long sleep.

On the third day... we just went Arcade...we spend like mad... and earn many coupons... umm... about 1100+ coupons... haha... damn little... we redeem prices.. I chose cheap ones such as a medal .. but some take mug or something... and all our coupons finish... lols...

The coupons are unreasonable... because.... 8,000 coupon for a teddy bear... You have to spend more than $50... I can buy that teddy bear outside for only $20 or so.... hahahahahaha....

So.. I guess that's pretty.. all for now ? Hehe.. this might be a long long blog... hope you enjoy..

Yours truly and friendly,
Roy~

Updated...

Dear bloggers and friends,

After a few weeks of absence , I've uploaded one video. Guess some of you have watch it but it's very funny and I would like to put it in my blog.

You will notice there are four videos. The one I'm mentioning is the third video. Jerk It Out by Caesars edited by Mark Leung. Lols.

Remember to check it out.

Yours truly and friendly,
Roy~

Tagged by the evil vampire lady...

Rules:
1. Each blogger must post this rules
2. Each blogger starts with ten random facts/habits about themselves
3. -Erase and edited- Each blogger must write "LOLS" at the end of the post
4. Don't forget to leave them a comment telling them they've been tagged and to read your blog.

1. I, am a boy.
2. I wear uniform to school.
3. I am going to read Twilight and New Moon.
4. I'm currently posting this tag.
5. I am in front of my computer, sitting on a chair, typing like mad.
6. I have been wondering who is the first person in the world that created tags.
7. I like being alone sometimes when I feel like it but it's better being with friends and family.
8. I like to play games, sports ( not all the time), read novels and sleep ( lol ).
9. I do not like to be push around by others.
10. I am going to go against the rules of this tag.


LOLS

Unexpected...

Dear bloggers and friends,

I've been reading your blogs and you all keep mentioning about that novel name which makes me interested in it. Since I've never read it before and at the same time, yesterday I was at the Curve ^^. The Christmas decoration is beautiful !

I went to borders...and....you guess ?


Woohooo !!! Twilight !!! Hahahahahahahaha !!! I don't know if you all have read it or not. Just don't want to be left out so I bought it ^^. I wanted to buy two more books which are Eclipse and Break Dawn( did I name it wrong?) . My dad ask me to read finish this first only buy. Hahaha... okay.










Hmmm.... If you have see carefully, this isn't the Twilight cover right ? Because this is the Movie cover of Twilight ! I've not watch the movie yet >.< But I know it's out already.

Woot.. hold on.. you all should have notice another book behind it !!! Alright I will show you !!!









Alright !!! This book is New Moon !!! As you can see it's another book written by the same author as Twilight which is !!! Stephenie Meyer !!! You may ask why they are wrap-up. It's because !!! This is a Christmas packaging discount !!! 15% off !!! If you buy them without the package it's about $75 but with the package its only $49.90 !!!

Actually I just wanted to buy Twilight but they offer this. So I just buy it. Hahahahaha. This books will keep me busy XD.





Yours truly and friendly,
Roy~

Empty feeling...

Dear bloggers and friends,

I don't know why I've always this feeling. I always feel so empty. My life is so empty. There's no one to be with me. Everyone are far from me. I've always have this feeling. Always and always. It's always empty...

At night, when I lie down on my bed. I always think... why am I alive... why am I here ... What should I do... What are human beings... What are we actually in this tiny planet called Earth... What's outside of Earth...

You may say I'm a psycho that thinks a lot. Well, because I don't enjoy my life. I don't actually hate it. I know everyone once in a while they will have this feeling but you just don't admit it.

Yea...sometimes even tears appear when I thought of unnecessary stuff that everyone will face it one day... I always think of that but I never really tried to show my feeling to them... but when one day they have come to an end... that's always the saddest part in our life....

I just can't stop thinking all this stuff... That is why I'm always depress.... My parents say that I shouldn't think too much for a Feng Shui Master say I will go insane if I do so... Even my sister says I need some emotional counseling... I'm a very soft and kind-hearted person...very emotional too...

If I read books or watch shows that are very touching, sad, depressing... I will feel the same too...I think I am really weak for a boy... I have always thought... why am I a boy... What will it feels like being a girl ?.... Why people say we will reborn when we die ??? I don't think so...

When we are dead... we will be gone forever.... there's no coming back... People says that.. everyone will reborn... you will meet your friends or families in the next generation.... that's just a comfort... everyone knows that....

Man...I feel so empty....I feel so empty....I feel so empty inside me......No one can tell me why... because this feeling can only be felt by me.... I...I........I...... feel hungry... going to get some breakfast... SO GOODBYE.. HAHA !!!

Yours truly and friendly,
Roy~

HTML...

Dear bloggers and friends,

I've finally found someone that is able to help and teach me how to solve my HTML problems ^^. He is my fathers friend son. His a lot more older than me I guess. Yea.. His like ermm....should be below 30 years old. His a programmer.

Actually, do you know what is HTML ? HTML is one of the most basic programming script that is mostly use for websites. HTML are those scripts that let you see the outer layer , the image that appears on a program. Example like now, you look at your Internet Explorer or Mozilla Firefox.

You see the places where there are spaces ? For you to type in the website, the boxes for google search. At the side have the scrolling bar and several other stuffs of a program are actually the doing of HTML. They just show you the visual and it actually DOES* nothing. Every program your using now such as Microsoft Words and those are just HTML which you see and that you wouldn't know whats the thing that functioning and making Microsoft Words work.

There are more higher levels of coding, which are 10x more harder than HTML. As I said, HTML is just the image showing on a program and does nothing. Behind every HTML, there are actually more codings that are used to control the program and activate it. Even though you play a very simple game such as a 2D MapleStory. You would say :" Babish Game, stupid. dumb." If you were the one that comes to the coding, you will know how hard it is.

High levels of coding such as CSS(C-SharpSharp) , DirectX , and..... oh gosh... I forgot... There are a lot of codings which you couldn't even count them all. CSS are used to change the image form by HTML that appears on the screen such as Opacity. Opcaity is a CSS coding that enables the screen to turn transparent. Okay, for programming... I guess I will stop here... I'm pretty noob at it. Just listen from my father's friend son. Haha...

Okay, let's talk about game programming. I'm sure everyone have heard of CS1.6 ? Counter Strike 1.6. Alright, I know you have. When in a game. You would think. It's very simple seeing walls, characters, every other things. When a character move and such. It's coding is actually harder than we imagine.

When a character moves, we must have make 3 main codings which enables it. The 3 are X-axis,Y-axis and Z-axis. This is what we called 3D. Other than just the image. Normally, if you just put the image there and set the moving codings, it's pointless. For you will only see a fixed image moving around which is so unreal.

You have to make the image movement and everything including waving arms, turning body, walking legs.... and such... which is a lot of coding......since HTML I can't really remember all and such. Doing this codings can kill me.

Another thing he taught me and he said it's one of the hardest is...... The wall in every game. You know when you see a wall.... It's like plain simple... easier than a character but it isn't. A wall, You have to code to make it know when something is going to colide with it. You have to set it to block any moving objects into it. You have to set if it's movable.

Haha... I guess reading all this you will get some headache if you don't really understand ? Lol. Okay, I think I will stop here for today.

Yours truly and friendly,
Roy~

P/S : Whoever got play CS1.6 on Garena come join the server I host because I've got many cool models such as Agent Smith, Spiderman , Captain America, Gundam, Naruto...and more....LOLS !!! They are my CS Models. LOLS !!! Damn fun.

Jie En so free tag me 5 times but I'm doing once only HAHA...

Bold the statements that are true to you.Italize the statements you wish it’d were true.Leave the fibs alone.Then, stab-tag 5 people to do the same test.

I am 170cm tall.

I don’t know what I want at the moment.

I’m not happy.
(I can't say so, because I'm a bit happy and unhappy. So it's middle)

I hate my friends.
(I hate some only including online friends but don't need sad la... nothing to do with 6D friends XD)

I hate my life.
(Quite)

I hate my grades.

I have a face.
(the previous word written here was "He drives"(a guy who drives a vehicle) but since Jie En doesn't understand it, I will have to change it to..)

I’m bored of driving.

I have a white handbag.

I love dancing.

I go clubbing every week.

I have a tattoo of a star.

I got my navel pierced.

I have friends that take drugs.

90% of my friends smoke.

I'm studying fashion.

I have a business running.
( Everyone will wish for this.. if they don't they are a funny kind...lols )

I hate cartoons.

I hate someone.
(Ree..ea..a.....a...ll.....y....)

I have 10 Guess handbags.

I buy CLEO every month.

My parents don’t know about my blog.
(My parents know but they never come and check it.)

I have an iPod.
(Don't want to waste money)

I don’t have faith in the “current one”.

My school mates know about my blog.
(My primary school friends too! ^^)

I wanted to be a fashion designer.

I love rock emo bands.

I hate it when people cancel last minute meet ups.
(Because it destroys the time you needed to do something else)

I’m a rebel.

I don’t believe in love.
(I wish..)

High school’s filled with drama.

My parents have faith in me.
(Yeahh, like, my parents have faith in everyone of us.)

I have bought shoes this month.

A blogger b****ed about me before.
(Is this *A blogger blogged about me before?* why censor it ?)

I hate sports.

I heart Italian food.

I hate meeting new people.
(definitely.)

I hate nail polish.
(Don't really like it...)

The mother bear gives me hug.

People should start appreciating me.

High school was the worst time of my life.

I have red hair.

One Utama is my second home.

I’m a guy.

I’m scared of my Biology exam.
(YES !!! I AM DAMN SCARED !!! BUT I NEVER TAKE THE EXAM THOUGH !!! BECAUSE I'M ACCOUNTS CLASS NO BIOLOGY !!!)

I hate vacations.

We’ll last.

I believe in long distance relationships.

I’m going to get high and smoke weeds one day soon.

I’ve robbed an old lady.

I am starting to like applying make-up.

I was a tomboy.

At times I still I’m a tomboy.

I still have a best friend.(Bold and Italize)
(You will never know ~.~)

I have a cat.
(Not in my life)

I hate surprise parties.

I hate planning parties.

I’m hot.

I’m a sinner.

I’ve got a DS/DS light.
(earth language?)

I have W-iiI can live without music.

Video games are a waste of time.
(No no no no! Its super fun)

I miss the father bear.

I love being in love.

I know how to cook.
(My taste buds are supreme my family says... like food critic as I always complain about my maids cooking like crap... rubbish...not nice.. not sweet...too plain.... lols...So they ask me to be a chef one day.... or find a wife whose a good cook...lols)

I have 100% freedom!
(Well...strict parents....70% strict....because they still let me use the computer for long and sometime they are very kind.... so not 100% strict...100% freedom - 70% parents strictness = 30% freedom)

Boys are ********. (Leave it to your interpretation)
(******** = non-human )

I hate math.

I love horror films.
(I'm quite scare watching them... lols.... but I still watch it.... I like but not love it...)

I’m happy with what I have.
(Sometimes I'm not)

I slept in my parents’ room for 3 days after watching Scream when I was a kid
(I always slept in my parents room when I was a kid.)

My old friends keep in touch with me.

I don’t read newspapers.

The news is such a waste of time.

Blogging is a waste of time.

I hate animals.

I can’t live without make-up.

I curse like a pirate.

I’m happy with my 11-year old car.

I hate people that are smart.

I love Apple juice.

I can’t drink for nuts.

I’ve got a new phone.

I’m going to get a new pair of shoes by the end of this month.

I love swimming.
(Sometimes yes sometimes no)

I haven’t work out since March.

I think I’m fat.

I love my friends and family.
(Haha..)

Not sure...

Dear bloggers and friends,

I'm not sure when will the Pirates of the Caribbean ( maple version ) start showing because there's no news on the forums at the moment.

Will inform on further updates. Thank you.

Yours truly and friendly,
Roy~

I'm back...

Dear bloggers and friends,

Sorry for the late posting. Haha. Was having fever lately. Guess I'm a very weak person. Lols. Eh ? Mei Tin and Mei Wan you went Genting ? Cool. I'm going Genting next Friday. Hehe. What did both of you do there ? Other than roller coasting like mad.... * I'm scare of roller coasters*..

Haha, like usual everyone's blog are very quiet too. XD. By the way, today I'm going to do some mouth cleansing. The specialist said I got tartar problem in my mouth. I have to cleanse my mouth in order to........ PUT BRACERS !!!

Nooo, now my teeth will be having extra metallic powers to crunch more food. Grrr.. Lols....It will be a few weeks only I can put my bracers... They have to take measurement and all those crap. I wish it can be done in one day.

Man, bracers are so expensive for just a tiny piece of plastic with a few little metals which I can just buy for $10 in Pasar Malam. The specialist sum the total price of every preparation and its about..... $3600 !!! OMG !!! SO EXPENSIVE !!!

This is madness !!! Noononooo... this is... SPARTAN !!! Roar... !!! Jump down the pithole ~~~~

Haha, Wen Jun. Your steamboat picture looks very nice XD. Delicious looking food. Got ta pao for me ? lols. Today I going Starbucks makan because got bonus coupon for free stuffs. Lols.

Chang Nien ah. You really good there or not ? Got Jet-lag ? I got one very good tips for you if you kena jet-lag. First step, take a bucket of hot water. Second step, put two teaspoon of salt into the bucket. Third step, cut some tomatoes into slices and put them in. Fourth step, add some garlic and onions. Fifth step, stir and mix them. Final and optional step, you can add some meat if you want. What kind of meat ? Place your head into the bucket then no more jet-lag.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..... This are just crap. The real solution for jet-lag is keep sleeping. Lols.

Okay, I want to go do some scriptings. Hope you all have been enjoying my blog all along. Thank you.

Yours truly and friendly,
Roy~

Heres another jokes for you...

Dear bloggers and friends,

Have been down or depress lately ? Here are some jokes to cheer you up.

1) "Hey, buddy," said the taxi passenger, tapping the driver on the shoulder. The driver screamed and lost control of the cab, nearly hitting a bus, jumping the kerb and stopping centimetres from a huge plate-glass window.

For a few moments, everything was silent. The the driver said,"You scared the daylights out of me!"

"I'm sorry," said the passenger."I didn't realize a tap on the shoulder would frighten you so much."

"It's not your fault," the driver replied."Today is my first day drivinga cab.I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."

2) A big, burly man paid a visit to a priest's home. "Sir," he said,"I wish to draw your attention to the terrible plight of a poor family. The father is unemployed, and the mother can't work because of the nine children she must raise. They are hungry and soon will be forced onto the street unless someone pays their $500 rent."

"How terrible!" exclaimed the priest. Touched by the concern of a man with such a gruff appearance, he asked, " May I ask who you are?"

The visitor sobbed,"I'm their landlord."

3) Simple Simon applied for a deputy sheriff's job. During the interview, the sheriff asked him,"What's one and one?"

Simon answered,"Eleven."

This wasn't what the sheriff meant, but he had to admin the boy was right.

Next question:"What two days of the week start with the letter T?"

"Today and tomorrow."

The sheriff was impressed by the way Simon thought outside the box, so he challenged him.

"Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"

Simon looked surprised and admitted,"I don't know."

"Well, go home and work on that one for a while," replied the sheriff, satisfied that he'd stumped him.

Simon went home and told his mother,"The interview went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"

4) Two elderly men were sitting on a park bench, enjoying the autumn sunshine."If I had a choice of where to die,"said one,"I would definitely choose my garden in the summer."

"If I knew where I was going to die," replied his companion,"I wouldn't go there."

5) I heard the strangest recording when I called the telephone company the other day. It said, " You have been connected to the correct department on the first try. This is against company policy; please hang up and try again."

6) "Young man, where do you work?" the judge asked the defendant.

"Here and there," replied the man.

"What do you do for a living?"

"This and that."

"Take him away,"said the judge.

"Wait a minute!" the defendant cried out."When will I be released?"

The judge replied," Sooner or later."


Yours truly and friendly,
Roy~

I missed one episode...

Dear bloggers and friends,

Those that have been watching Bruce Lee episodes, can you tell me what happen yesterday ? As I did not watch it. Why ? you may ask. As I've always watch it.

Haha, because yesterday night, while waiting for Bruce Lee show to come. There's a bunch of advertisement ( other countries don't have much advertisement ) showing. So I waited...and...waited...until....ZzZzZzzz.... When I woke up...

OMG !!! It's already 10PM. T.T. So sad. So those that have watch it, remember to tell me, k XD

Yours truly and friendly,
Roy~